Title me! 062805

Titles given by viewers:
“I am also a monster, just like you” • “rocket-powered star-collector” • “tree eating kite. possibly a fire breathing one” • “I'm so happy I got my period that i just pee'd all over the place!” • “good morning im grouchy!” • “Mandinka Warrior” • “99%” [an average automobile converts fuel into usable energy at an efficiency of about 20%. Of that 20%, only about 5% is used to move the passengers (the rest being used to move the car itself). That means that of all the potential energy in gasoline, only 1% is being used to the ultimate purpose (transportation of the driver) and 99% is wasted in the strange economy of things.]"

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