The 'Title me!' Artblog by jemal.

sketchbook23_2006

2006-09-30T10:30:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Rollo Tamassee” • “Apparently French” • “Pour toi, mon cherie” • “things during the moustache competeition beacame unbearably weird” • “tall poppies and bottom feeders” • “Puppeteer Musketeer With String” • “Allo Mademoiselle, your tattoo of the face is so deliciously avant-garde. I must nibble it, oui?” • “Breakfast with Pier'e (french like lol)” • “not a good idea (i see a dirty old man and a she-man :O )” • “Smile For The Camera, You Fat Fuck! (or: Misadventure At Euro Disney)” • “I Love Paris in the Sepian Springtime” • “Sue Feeds the Dinosaurs At the Zoo” • “a machine of french impossibilites” • “hunchback of notre dam”

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sketchbook22_2006

2006-09-29T10:29:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Bobby begins to lose hope that his one man band will ever take off” • “anna nicole smith” • “Harp Players Blues” • “Archiopterixotic Dancerasaurus” • “The Eye Cost of 'Istrionics”

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sketchbook21_2006

2006-09-29T10:27:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Sun and Moon” • “Little Man Rubber's Last Nighttime Craze” • “the chase!” • “The Queen Of Hearts” • “Mr. Ornigri's Shoes Have Tightened” • “Miro Madness” • “That was my cab, you theif!” • “The Baby Wakes Up” • “Jester's Rage” • “semi-circled sun and crescent moon fighting until one is master of the sky” • “Eye can't sleep” • “simon says stand on one foot” • “Be Gone With You, Bannana (The Cactus King Grows Weary)” • “Hey Diddle Diddle, Part Deux”
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sketchbook20_2006

2006-09-28T10:24:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Fly Like A Suicide (Faery God Mother's Final Wish Come True)” • “Fire God” • “yay a holiday!” • “King of the Sea” • “Goddess Shiva will appear to you in bloodsoaked orange marmalade” • “the a valley of the blind, the one eyed man is king!” • “Hail to the King of the World Wide Web” • “Viking Bungee Jumper” • “the fleeting nazi” • “Sinner Man” • “Neptune in Orbit” • “the head hunter” • “Alex in Blunderland!” • “In which the timekeeper sprouts gills and decides enough is enough” • “There's no such thing as too much plastic surgery!” • “Batman Salute”

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sketchbook19_2006

2006-09-28T10:20:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“I Eat Potential For Breakfast And Shit Out Good Ideas (The Recycler)” • “Seasonal fish” • “Arnold Schwarzenegger's solution to drought in California” • “RainMan # 2” • “Duck in the rain” • “crap shooting monkey pull my hand, i shoot crap” • “chicken - part 2, blooming in spring” • “Formula for a hXc Breakdown: Drop D, Three Chugs and a Pinch Harmonic” • “Rainy Day in Manhattan” • “heroin relapse” • “tuna melt” • “Bone Machine” • “You can play me all night, Bart...but I still have a headache.” • “The Tenementals Shed a Few Tears”

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sketchbook18_2006

2006-09-27T10:18:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“itsy bitsy spider” • “After the Earthquake, The House Began to Eat People” • “That's MS. Muffet to you, squirt!” • “Miss Muffet grows a pair” • “The Hand's Eye” • “Birdhouse Boogie” • “The greenhouse” • “Second Story Daffodil” • “Help Me! Help Me! (a la Vincent Price)” • “For the Examination of Self and Insect Life in a Period of Change” • “lonely chicken” • “chicken run” • “Nutcracker...” • “i caught me a spider” • “Examiner” • “Premarital Affairs During the Last Moments of the Hindenburg, and Other Tales I Have Yet to Tell You, My Children” • “Barefoot Fisherman” • “The greenhouse” • “Juniper Rising” • “Death of Spike” • “The cheerful collector” • “bye” • “Swallowed by Time!” • “Kiss and Tell in Zero Gee”

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sketchbook17_2006

2006-09-26T10:17:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“That doesn't go there!” • “Hyper hour” • “technologic tango” • “Complete” • “Hyperbolic Yoga” • “The Sitarist's Finest Hour”

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sketchbook16_2006

2006-09-25T10:11:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“joy inside” • “ins and outs of acting” • “kendrick” • “Woman Trapped Inside a Man's Body” • “Umbilical Spasm”

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sketchbook15_2006

2006-09-24T10:08:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“can i have this dance?” • “otter queen” • “catwalk” • “three story spinal chord” • “The Wonder Years vs. Good Times” • “Belly Dancer” • “robo beetle rock” • “Alligator Soup” • “Breast-fed” • “Sitting Pretty”

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sketchbook14_2006

2006-09-23T10:07:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Maria” • “Arbitrary Chicken Corn Delineation” • “Shamanic Rooster Dance” • “deer jaw found by road” • “Tango to Accordian Music” • “Pelican!” • “Once He Left The Subway, Harold Didn't Know Where to Go” • “Chicken Little” • “Hors D'oeuvres” • “la danse maniaque de coq” • “Don't Count Your Chickens” • “SLC Rooster” • “Where are my glasses” • “tooth machine from a distant star” • “Dance for me, Salome” • “Headcase!” • “Love Me, Love Me!” • “Don't play chicken with the Muffin Man” • “Chickenlady gets down with the Ghettoblaster”

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sketchbook13_2006

2006-09-22T10:03:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“the piano man” • “Left ear dyptych possibilities” • “My Runneth Over Cup” • “frozen yogurt” • “Spring Boy” • “cosmo and wanda from the fairly odd parents” • “Put that ham in my mouth!” • “heels over head” • “Phyllis Diller Brushing her Teeth” • “There's something terribly wrong with this yoga class” • “stumpers the accident prone bunny” • “Oops, dropped my Jemal signature again!” • “gravitas” • “Court Jester comes Undone” • “Oh Mayan” • “Handstands are my new favorite!” • “Round around the Roundabout” • “Food For Thought” • “Rodeo Formality” • Chicken dinner accordian” • “Look! I can still do a handstand!” • “One-man marching band/Dyllanesque” • “Brainiac” • “The Angry King”

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sketchbook12_2006

2006-09-21T10:01:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Conscience” • “Cuz my right's my good ear” • “hangover” • “brunch” • “I Will Eat You, Little Man” • “parting the fence” • “running with microscopic scissors” • “Picaso is Hungry” • “The day my feet took me for a stroll” • “footprint makin machine” • “Pearly Whites”

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sketchbook11_2006

2006-09-20T09:59:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“picasso's true love” • “Reach For Fire” • “It's really hard to burp a fire breathing baby” • “Like Trying To Fix A Car While Yer Drivin' It” • “hug me mommy” • “Family Reunion!”

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sketchbook10_2006

2006-09-19T09:57:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“the man had alot on his mind” • “nosedive automobile” • “mixed emotions that never fade” • “seek and destroy” • “Too Many Hats” • “when schoolbuses collide” • “Screaming piano” •”Ode to Freud” • “prostitute by day, kerokee machine by night” • “beatbox” • “big brains” • “The daisy-making machine” • “late for rehearsal” • “I love to roll around on the lawn” • “Bums up Scatterflower”

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sketchbook9_2006

2006-09-18T09:55:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“kickstart rollerblader” • “People” • “Tangent” • “the musician” • “can-can” • “Baby Bobby, Callin' The Shots” • “I'm a Rockstar” • “music man”

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sketchbook8_2006

2006-09-17T09:52:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Bringing Forth the Ferns of Musticular Apnification” • “Light the Fuse, Watch Me Go” • “Up Up and Away” • “clotheshanger” • “light speed” • “erection” • “Rocket Sex” • “rainbow colors” • “we take nothing by conquest, thank god” • “dual rocket ricky” • “Pyramid Coins” • “Double-rocket Space monkey” • “rocketman points toward home” • “Jigsaw Rocket” • “Far Up” • “eyebrows” • “light speed” • “I'll Shoot The Moon (or: A Love Story In A Million Easy Pieces)” • “'robbin' banks' high on white out”

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sketchbook7_2006

2006-09-16T09:49:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Screaming for relief from the fungal infection on my ass.” • “Lady Liberty captured at the exact flashpoint moment of a nuclear explosion in the Hudson River, seemingly heralding humanity's destruction tongue-in-cheek.” • “Emerged: Fish Missle's Gift To The Great Unknown” • “I'm just a love machine” • “watching interracial gymnatisics naked” • “jiu-jitsu” • “what your love does to me” • “Cha Cha With Geometry - The First Heeya” • “kitchen fairy” • “The Possession of James Brown” • “crazy secretary” • “relative juxtaposition” • “jiggy” • “Stretched” • “Contort” • “Licorice Splits”

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sketchbook6_2006

2006-09-15T09:47:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Riding Rocinante” • “Jimmy Hendrix Through the Eyes of Picasso” • “Moose” • “When He Played Guitar, You Could Hear Hendrix” • “Banjo the Cowboy” • “Cowpoke Preacherman” • “hope springs eternal” • “the cowboy had a surprisingly big heart” • “From the movie Sling Blade: 'I lak a way yoo tawk, mmhmmm.'” • “i'm a french cowboy (in honor of Corky and the Juice Pigs)” • “My Miro Loves Me” • “Amore del cowboy” • “Quixote.” • “I see through you, joel. I see through your fake Italian accent, your funny hat, your devil may care attitude. You are not happy and those are not your clothes.” • “Uncle Gadget” • “Howdy Little Lady”

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sketchbook5_2006

2006-09-14T09:40:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Squeebop Sharpley Loves the Opera” • “Brute and the Beast” • “Holstein on Heels” • “potato peeler” • “hands and feet of one or more” • “Mating Dance” • “Please read the chart from left to right” • “bashful” • “DAMN..PEED IN MY EYE AGAIN!” • “taking a walk with eye wide open” • “Roller Derby Harpsichord” • “mr. peekaboo guy” • “Irreproachable Bloke” • “gwad im so embarrrsed... i cant find my pants” • “Chip On Shoulder All Fixed”

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sketchbook4_2006

2006-09-13T09:38:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“The Britney Spears Kachina of Certain Inescapable Angry Doom” • “Toothpaste” • “The last battle of Huitzilopochtli” • “The Miracle of Life.” • “psychedelic invert” • “Lady with Cat” • “The last battle of Huitzilopochtli” • “Miro” • “animal discography” • “Polyphemus' Revenge” • “rocket platypus” • “Slipping into the Night” • “Pipe” • “Romanceterbation” • “can u help me pop my colostomy bag?” • “i like to walk barefoot through crazyland” • “Never put your cat in roller skates” • “Help! Mom! I really can't ride a bike yet”

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sketchbook3_2006

2006-09-12T19:56:00.000-07:00

Title holder for 'Most Titles' with a whopping 39 titles and counting!

Titles given by viewers:
“In the outer galaxies, Galactus eats the planets with his high heels on!” • “black and white abortion on the other side of the rainbow” • “guitar junkie” • “Intravenous Drug Use at 3,000 mph While Reading Excerpts from The Satanic Bible to the Blind” • “midnight wrangler” • “an eclectic muse” • “waiting” • “Ladies with Cake” • “La señora Miró” • “Moonlight Dance” • “love came from outer space” • “Ronsforth the Third Experiencing Gastric Irritations While on Vacation in Bolivia” • “The Planet as the Sun versus the Abstract Creature that is the Universe” • “I saw the Sun. You saw the Sun. It happened again and again. Surprise.” • “Dancing in the sunlight” • “The Hungry Pregnant Woman (eyeing the cake in front of her with absolutely abandoned delight)” • “I Wanna Go Home” • “When Frankenfoods mate” • “she's a brick house” • “The world is our oyster” • “The Sun is a Social Creature” • “one man band who missed the city by the bay” • “Rainy Day Women number 2007” • “the man who ate the world (then moved on the mars)” • “Al Capone Blues” • “pas sans reflexion, pas de deux” • “mr. jollies: the fat man” • “the line dance” • “making babies in the moonlight” • “Hide the meteor” • “meteor chicken” • “El Senor” • “When Atlas Converses with the Sun” • “Too Many Feet For This World” • “Do you want fries with that?” • “Steppin' out with my baby steppin' out” • “The ideal city where you can dance” • “love on parade in the city” • “yooo hooooo :) i like this scrabled eggs look to the art its got joy love peace and bobby sherman :) ITS faaaaabulous jr lenny”

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sketchbook2_2006

2006-09-11T19:52:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Too Many Feet For This World”

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sketchbook1_2006

2006-09-10T19:44:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“He dreams of direction” • “Picaso face music” • “Stairway of a teardrop”

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A note about form & color

2006-09-09T14:16:00.000-07:00

It's worthy to note here, if only to myself. After participating in Gioia Fonda's Pink Week art shows (see below) in September, 2006, I liked the idea of limiting my color palate. The layers of colors I'd been drawing were very wild and chaotic, but the forms were getting lost. After Pink Week, I took out the black ink pens, and the forms just exploded. Sometime in the future, the form and color may meet again. What do you think?

The previous drawings posted here have a special place in my heart, but they are most AMAZING because of all the titles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep them coming!

- Jemal

Title me! 090806_1

2006-09-08T10:27:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“abstract insanity” • “Love In Pink.” • “waiting for the orange sunrise” • “rockstar robot” • “my guardian angel, alfred” • “hunting down the gay” • “Why Pink Floyd Was Not At Woodstock” • “Music of the heart” • “Off to the mountains to get some of this off my mind” • “Lucy loses the diamonds after finding Sugar Mountain's tantalizing magnetism” • “Sad Choasity” • “Smoking is soooo bad for my psyche!” • “She made him feel about two inches tall”

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Title me! 081306_2

2006-08-13T10:25:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“The Voluptuous Horror of My Pretty Pony” • “Merge” • “'Fly my beauty!' said the Gnat to the Mystical Donkey!” • “George W does Rudolph doggie style…” • “Cocktail party for everyone” • “The Queen of Lavendar Vegas” • “My Backbone of Wishful Thinking” • “picasso's wife” • “hi ho silver, uh, i mean fuschia, away!” • “Male or female: I don't care! Is that the problem, or everyone's fear?” • “dancing without shoes” • “She knew she didn't want to be sawed in half” • “Honey” • “Heart of heart I love that melody” • “I am what I eat!”

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Title me! 081306_1

2006-08-13T10:23:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“It will destroy her sense of romance” • “My Pink Umbrella Over Manhattan” • “Attack Womb Hits the City!” • “Hot Child in the City” • “Girls night out.” • “Reception can be a bitch” • “hormonal feminists” • “Chicago Based Bionic Blues” • “Pimped Out Flaming Motherboard” • “cotton candy girl” • “The Nina Hagen Jam session” • “Fragileproof” • “Letters from peonies ghilt up the city” • “Saturday night primping before the big date”

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Title me! 081106_1

2006-08-11T10:21:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“No matter what you say” • “great zamboni” • “Conga line” • “It's a girl thing” • “infamous pink aftermath” • “The Lady Pink-Wonder and her not-that-dangerous balancing act.” • “VEGAS” • “Talk to The Hand” • “ballerina ole!” • “Liberace” • “Hot Pink Lovin'!” • “Gimmekeyboard momma”

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Title me! 060506

2006-06-05T10:19:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“plastic surgery: the death of the one and only me” • “chicken sex” • “Dradle I made you out of Klee” • “one-man honky-tonk band plays to an empty audience.” • “Guitars and Cigarettes” • “fishes secret ability to shoot lazers out of their eyes” • “Juxtapose me” • “Picasso and Miro Tangle Again” • “i'm a happy boy” • “Epitaph of my heart” • “Frame Shift Mutation” • “Kilroy's Climbing Up” • “The Picasso Jazz Band” • “Gone fishing instead of just wishing”

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Title me! 060106_2

2006-06-01T10:16:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“king henry” • “the clouds are flying but i'm left behind” • “unconventional angel” • “Michael Jackson in Zuba's letting out multicolored farts” • “Having to pee makes me uncomfortable” • “Heir to the throne” • “Carte Blanche”

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Title me! 052206_1

2006-05-22T10:09:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“good day to you sir” • “Groucho Marx, Dude!” • “this is going to fucking hurt when I wake up. Also, is that my ass?” • “TOOT” • “yoga master”

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Title me! 051606_2

2006-05-16T10:05:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“A Day at the Amusement Park.” • “The 5 PM D-Train” • “The Return of Robo Pope” • “subway map” • “wiggle train” • “told you not to push that button” • “This Robot Does Everything” • “The industrial revolution finally took it's toll” • “Sodas! Robot parts! London Underground t-shirts! Buy a lampshade if you want” • “Transcontinental Drift” • “Tennis Pro” • “The lady and the cowboy” • “Carnival Ride”

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Title me! 051606_1

2006-05-16T10:00:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“music and france” • “girl with pig tails dancing with a cello” • “the magic sitar player” • “Symphony” • “My Music Will Not Fall on Deaf Ears” • “life of a violin” • “music... the sock is falling off the toes” • “orchestra” • “Siamese Treble” • “one man band” • “Her Musical Debut” • “If arthropods had backbones, they'd be almost human” • “Treble Clef Butterfly Queen” • “music takes flight” • “Language Arts” • “Pregnancy” • “That first music lesson launched my career” • “First cello sold & I've lost my bow!”

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Title me! 051406_2

2006-05-14T09:58:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“it's what the 80s were all about” • “the fae cancan dancer” • “The day the burlesque ballerina became the eclectic instrumentalist” • “The Fairy Fumbles” • “Full body piercing” • “What the grubby-gopher-shit are you lookin' at, smack-head?” • “Nude Baton Twirler” • “good hair day” • “taboo” • “bubblegum star!” • “Barbie with Baton” • “miss firecracker....boom chicka chicka boom” • “Prostitute Alien”

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Title me! 050906_2

2006-05-09T09:56:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Godzilla Sleeps Beneath Tokyo” • “the slightly flustered intergalactic waiter” • “Acoustic” • “Rar!” • “banana fish” • “horsemonkeys” • “new shoes” • “Pissing Daisies” • “Image Crisis” • “If I thought it was going to be this hard, I'd never have signed up for a yoga class!” • “This is more than a had hair day. All my nerves are on edge.” • “Post-menopause”

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Title me! 050906_1

2006-05-09T09:54:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Jurassic Junction” • “the monsters are breaking through into our fair city” • “Artist on stage” • “City Noises” • “I've sprung my springs!” • “Mr. Toad's Crazy Conundrum” • “flush-hour traffic” • “Brush With Green” • “beauty in the third eye of the beholder”

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Title me! 042906_2

2006-04-29T09:51:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Urban Sprawl vs. The Last Two Trees On Earth” • “Enigma Variations” • “The Ginsu Factory: Bring Out Your Cans! (and then a tomato)” • “toot” • “Prickly Mr. Sky Machine (Hard At Work)” • “She holds the whole world on her lap” • “the krakan” • “the city at work” • “cloud machine” • “Puffing Clouds” • “I think I can, I think I can, I think I can” • “Kick Vent and Punch” • “The tilting towers”

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Title me! 042906_1

2006-04-29T09:48:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“barcode clown” • “ronald mc shprawnauld” • “sadly...the clown gets taken down by a barcode” • “Everyone loves a clown, except for me” • “the all-new super-speed graviton clown highway, for all your super-speed clown needs!” • “omg wheeee!” • “Bungee All Wrong” • “That fucking clown owes me money!” • “The Runaway Puppet” • “crime spree” • “omg wheeee!” • “Cocoa the Clown” • “Mincing Crazed Clown Man” • “Eight years with George W” • “Robot Skeleton Clown fights the evil Barcode” • “attakkkkkk!!!!” • “SHOT OUT OF A CANNON” • “happy dance” • “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” • “The bandit resting on a picket fence” • “Killer Piano” • “Continually verging left” • “Warp-drive clowntainment” • “Pole-dancing Trails” • “The Clown from Outer-space” • “Coded Clown” • “bar nun” • “Escape” • “ Emergency Room”

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Title me! 042006_1

2006-04-20T09:46:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Monday=Work” • “Back to the Party” • “fairy otter!” • “I agreed to put it in my ass but noone said they were going to turn it on.” • “two-faced” • “Heaven Goes Kablooie?” • “One push does a fallen angel make” • “a split decision of confusion” • “in pain” • “House Mess” • “this is a tough city for a kid” • “My letter must have gotten lost in the system.” • “angel war” • “Crash” • “Friday afternoon spontaneous combustion” • “Pigpen” • “The Birthday Cake” • “Patricia in Sao Paulo”

Title me! 040506_2

2006-04-05T09:44:00.000-07:00

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Title me! 040206_1

2006-04-02T09:35:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“multitasking” • “just because i'm having trouble figuring out where my legs are doesn't mean i can't dance” • “I am going to kick Dr. Wong's ass for this! Crap, where's my bag of spleens?” • “trials of motherhood” • “Balancing Act” • “Rainy Tuesday” • “Tut Tut” • “Daily life of an average mom” • “cinderella” • “Beneath the Makeup and Mask: Teen Pregnancy” • “Congratulations - its a boy!” • “Maniac”

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Title me! 033106_1

2006-03-31T09:32:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“The dancer of the long lost lullaby” • “the dance of all the cosmos” • “tapdancing queen” • “dance like no one is watching” • “happy feet” • “Keep on Truckin'” • “The Holy Grail” • “Disco feet”

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Title me! 033006_1

2006-03-30T09:30:00.000-08:00

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Title me! 032506_6

2006-03-25T09:26:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“HOORAY FOR ROCKET BOOTS!” • “POUNCING BIRTHDAY CLOWN SEX MACHINE” • “Popcorn Eyes, the Ecstatic Zombie” • “The Tin Man” • “Hey jerk, I'm over here! With the broccoli eyes and the marbles dropping out of my ass! The dude with the ribs! Yeah me. You lookin' for a good time?” • “Andy Dick” • “Bone Daddy Backbreaker Delight” • “Sun rishing, setting, and glaring on we” • “Take Off!” • “Transparent Cojones and Wiggly Shins” • “lift-off larry” • “Zombie-man on the moon”

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Title me! 032506_3

2006-03-25T09:24:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“with stars on her knees and love in her heart, she is sad because she can't save the world” • “Here I Am!!” • “forgotten raggedy anne” • “Elephant World” • “Uncle Sam's Bad Day” • “tragedy anne” • “yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaa! standin' on top o' the world” • “jack (no jill)” • “Oh boy a plate of cinnamon rolls” • “Curly haired woman on a steamy, steamy day” • “SWMD Seeks Same” • “Oh! My Goodness” • “Psychedelic Earthtone Stomp” • “Right As Rain” • “I Think I Swallowed Something” • “Fashionista”

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Title me! 032506_2

2006-03-25T09:21:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Los Angeles Is Burning • sorry, we're full” • “Building the End” • “To our dismay, our city flew away.” • “the dancing city and the underground” • “We Live In The Reflection” • “Building the End” • “rocket city”

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Title me! 032506_1

2006-03-25T09:19:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“the innocent targeted by corrupt beaurocrates” • “Please To Meet You (Keeping It Together)” • “Johnny's grandma always gets drunk and dances her pants off.” • “It's Raining Blood! Hallelujah It's Raining Blood!” • “I'd Kick You If I Didn't Have So Much On My Mind" • "Trials” • “SCRATCH DANCE!!!!!!!!!” • “THE POX”

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Title me! 031106_3

2006-03-11T09:17:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Marilyn cries under the moon” • “I Used To Be A Child” • “madonna of the jellyfish eyes... and a trash can” • “Good Girls Go To Heaven...Bad Girls Wind Up in the Garbage” • “retail theraphy” • “pms” • “OCD” • “I Used To Be A Child” • “Betsy Boo goes to the Zoo.” • “the keyboard hates me on garbage days with the moon” • “no pain no gain” • “trashed”

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Title me! 031106_1

2006-03-11T09:16:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“jumbo frank's journey to becoming a 'real boy'”

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Title me! 030906_1

2006-03-09T09:14:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Our Lady Liberty gets diversified” • “Multi-Faceted Mermaid” • “Shaken” • “our lovely octo-maiden” • “Brazil” • “The Battle of Good and Evil in Eden” • “Goddess of Liberty” • “tv celebrity” • “transformation of a mermaid” • “Daily life of a couple” • “Octopussy!” • “Goddess of Liberty” • “Jellyfish Katamari” • “Totally Square” • “yes! i love cephalopods” • “our lovely octo-maiden” • “Aphrodite” • “square dance”

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Title me! 030106_1

2006-03-01T09:11:00.000-08:00

Title given by viewers:
“the forest has eyes; they are all watching me” • “The Kings tears killed the forest” • “some can see where pain hides” • “merlin the magician” • “Undecided” • “the fence pissing contest” • “A shot in the dark” • “Modern Indian” • “owie (baby talk for ow)” • “Here today gone tomorrow” • “In his image...” • “Merging Paranoias” • “I'm Staying In Tonight” • “a tribute to jangle rock” • “seeeeee yooooouuuuuu” • “King of My Domain”

What's your title?

Title me! 022706_1

2006-02-27T09:09:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Aerial View (Air Force One), Part II: Days of Military Ions” • “And that's why we live underground…” • “A Game Called Life” • “garden weasel”

What's your title?

Title me! 022606_2

2006-02-26T09:06:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Drearily Ascending to the Sun” • “first impressions” • “The New Kate Bush Album (first draft)” • “sex”

What's your title?

Title me! 022506_2

2006-02-25T09:04:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“all the places we have to be at once” • “Floorplan” • “shelter for those caught in a machine” • “Underpinning Current Saw” • “I'm just a Bill” • “the regulars” • “Yesterday I lost my mind, today I think I found it” • “red shoe!” • “how I spent my summer vacation”

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Title me! 022506_1

2006-02-25T09:02:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“The Patriot Game” • “Zooming to the sky, leaving the city to fry!” • “the end of cubicles” • “Wooohooo! i'm dead?” • “joey plays cowboys and indians”

What's your title?

Title me! 022106_3

2006-02-21T22:25:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Summer in Palm Springs” • “music theory of the modern electric beaver” • “girl putting on makeup” • “she doesn't get enough cocaine” • “The Jazz Ensemble” • “Jason and the Argonauts” • “joey's yardstick” • “snakes n' ladders”

What's your title?

Title me! 022106_2

2006-02-21T22:23:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Dancing for Rain in the Danger Zone” • “Fricassee Hand Jive” • “V for Victory” • “why can't i get away from myself?!” • “The leaf blower” • “Vacuumcleaning.…” • “The Winged Robot” • “Robot's in Heaven” • “A Snake in the Henhouse” • “colorful cave crawly” • “mechanical sphinx (hungry for a bird)” • “Freethrow” • “Well Hung Monkey Angel Playing Basketball on a Cold Day Without a Ball” • “directing traffic” • “Palm trees playing basketball” • “Reach for the Sky and Fly, Wing-Handed, Carpentry Tooled, Mechanical Monkey Man, but Don't Let the Shark Clouds Bite” • “deer in headlights”

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Title me! 022106_1

2006-02-21T22:20:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“The Monarch was a Machine” • “Beach-Comber King” • “corn man with heavy combs” • “TO THE MOON ALICE!!!!” • “Space Barber” • “The Robot Barber is all the rage, but his Barber Pole's still old-fashioned”

What's your title?

Title me! 022006_1

2006-02-20T22:16:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Off Into Space and Away From the Cabbage Patch” • “the great pogo stick getaway!” • “pinwheel excursion” • “nope, faeries never rust” • “Pippi's Pogo Stick” • “gattaca” • “giant bug attack”

What's your title?

Title me! 012206_1

2006-01-22T22:14:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“welcome to my chocolate factory!” • “Bunny Boots Festival Arrives At Last!” • “Kachina Redux” • “broadway chip” • “Don't Title Me” • “willy wonka's secret machine”

What's your title?

Title me! 012106_1

2006-01-21T22:08:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Rebirth is like Chess” • “Godzilla Bird Eats City -- Story at 11” • “from such great heights” • “screw you world” • “Self-Contained Universe” • “Aerial View: City of Carnivores” • “purple intestines” • “smurfs landing pad”

What's your title?

Title me! 012006_1

2006-01-20T23:35:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“i manifested myself into pure energy to pick this neutron just for you.” • “the skeleton and the butterfly” • “without the heart... it's just a body” • “Skeleton Alphabet Greets Exploding Butterfly” • “...Never Meant To Be” • “He's lost his bearings” • “Okay, now watch this....are you watching closely?” • “it flew away” • “Firefly footprints” • “Open mic night “ • “seeking shelter”

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Title me! 011306_6

2006-01-13T23:19:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“The General's Daughter Goes to The Prom” • “Let the Music Move You” • “I'm walking here!” • “the matador's day off” • “Down the Wonky before up-ing The day” • “This way out” • “tin soldier” • “Swollen Bellied Napoleon Rolling On a Peg Leg” • “'white' boy dissolving in nyabinghi rhythm” • “i'm dancing!” • “One Man Army” • “Bombast Applaud” • “busy” • “The town crier” • “I'll be your freakazoid, come on and wind me up” • “Square Dance” • “Marching Band” • “here there and everywhere, open can and a wad of cash” • “When I get old I'll wear purple.” • “General Washington's Hostile Take Over” • “Doing the dance” • “Launching off on a mid-life adventure” • “Up down dick toe”

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Title me! 011306_5

2006-01-13T23:16:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“The Murder of the Chickens” • “The Flame after giving birth” • “Angel Falling from Grace” • “Cyrano Fallout” • “The Unlikely Fate Of Captain Clown” • “the final bow (of a hopeless romantic)” • “The Unescapable Conclusion of Those Who Tightrope While Drunk” • “dances with mermaids” • “falling out of elegance” • “Complete evaporation of the soul” • “when pigs fly” • “whore” • “Trapeaze” • “A Night At The Roses” • “Fair, flowing, flower flinging Sharpie Harpie” • “I'm going home” • “Enamored Message Incomplete” • “Spring”

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Title me! 011306_4

2006-01-13T23:13:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Self-Consuming Crocodile” • “drowning” • “screaming chicken with metal wings bouncing on a red volleyball” • “Tympany Armature” • “alligator tango” • “Crazy Gail the Grooving Crocodile” • “spiritualized” • “drowning bird” • “sex act” • “drowning” • “screaming chicken with metal wings bouncing on a red volleyball”

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Title me! 011306_2

2006-01-13T23:07:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“I'm gonna be famous” • “Stolen Picasso” • “pInk sMoke hOrizon” • “binary code of the artists mind” • “drag queen” • “the face in the city” • “Double Exposure” • “I'm left, your right, she's gone”

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Title me! 011306_1

2006-01-13T23:04:00.000-08:00

Titles by viewers:
“The Craft” • “Nature vs. Nurture” • “deathbed” • “the kite joined the others…” • “of wings and widgets” • “That catapult is very determined, truely nothing could stop it now” • “How to make babies.” • “Spermquest.com” • “The way.” • “We meet again.” • “Fireworks Peddler” • “bird of paradise” • “Rolling Avenging Angel” • “Treasure Map” • “tuna surprise!” • “Picking Apart the Clockwork Bird” • “spiral negativity” • “Ivana Timepiece” • “The Birth of Jazz” • “Tadpole frenzy” • “deathbed” • “Stress schematic”

What's your title?

Title me! 120405_4

2005-12-04T22:41:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Inc.” • “ferris wheel” • “possibility tree” • “Bable-rific!” • “Praying at the God's-Eye Tree” • “The Self-Creation Machine - For those who want to be different, just like everyone else!” • “Watch the jellyfish, it will guide you towards other jellyfish (It's a trap!)” • “another day at the tomato factory” • “Praying at the God's-Eye Tree” • “Zipper” • “The Network Tree” • “ferris wheel” • “London Eye” • “I'm a giant alien christmas tree... why don't the little people look at me?” • “mobile transit” • “Godzilla Strikes Again” • “Waiting for the apartment”

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Title me! 120405_3

2005-12-04T22:37:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Warville” • “The Rolling City Attacks” • “The Lawnmower Man Massacre” • “Grow Up and Blow Away” • “My Brave New World” • “In retrospect this triangle powered boat was not such a good idea.” • “What's lunch?” • “Advancing The Ants' High Rise Space Race!” • “war machine” • “Urban Sprawl” • “Pealing Potatoes With a Lawnmower (AKA Time Flies Like an Arrow, Fruit Flies Like a Banana)” • “New York City” • “Time Machine” • “allthingsconsideredi'dratherbeinfijiwith therobotphil” • “This is the berry bush I had in mind” • “Fire upward Little Piston” • “Santa Cruz Boardwalk”

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Title me! 120405_2

2005-12-04T22:35:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Granite Groove 33n3” • “Aztec Underground” • “erotic stimulation acupuncture machine facial - $40 per session” • “And the Crowd Went Wild” • “Nail-head Swooning for Sexy Cellist Sounds” • “erotic stimulation acupuncture machine facial - $40 per session”

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Title me! 120405_1

2005-12-04T22:32:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“The Satellite Equation” • “Circuitry of a Sock Puppet's Smile!” • “it's like we try to combine, but it's like oil and water” • “this boat is obviously sinking” • “Go go gadget mobile” • “the Oooogly mobile” • “while flipping in a crash, the springs had come loose from the car...” • “telephone”

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Title me! 120305_1

2005-12-03T22:29:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Psychedelics are bad” • “the queen has finally lost her marbles…” • “The Little Princess's Defeat” • “Tap dancin' squid at the clam & muscle party (The barnicles weren't invited)” • “mardi gras” • “Behold The Jewelled King Squid!” • “The Sandman” • “Disgruntled Princess” • “The Little Princess's Defeat” • “Childhood”

What's your title?

Title me! 101105_4

2005-10-11T22:27:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“fruit loops & the magic guitar” • “I Don't Believe In You, Mr. Clown”

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Title me! 101105_3

2005-10-11T22:24:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“untuned sunset” • “indian chief”

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Title me! 101105_2

2005-10-11T22:21:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Invention = 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration” • “The rocketship weeps as he plummets to his death” • “spark plug-a-go-go”

What's your title?

Title me! 101105_1

2005-10-11T22:18:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“haha you're short” • “king of all the cosmos” • “backpacking across the universe” • “The Extremely Exciting Act Of Finding A Quarter” • “you throw like a girl” • “Scabies” • “Keep yer cool Al, it's just a hat...” • “Ahhhh!!!...My Uterus Fell Out!!!” • “The Powers of Raid” • “Passing she realized the flowers moonscape” • “Beautiful lady avoids sidewalk grate”

What's your title?

Title me! 071605_1

2005-07-16T22:14:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Don't keep me from flying” • “The Carnival Has Malfunctioned” • “An explosive confessional” • “Kindergarten Hail Mary” • “It wasn't until she looked into the pond for the frog, that her reflection shown the beautiful maiden that she had become” • “I Am Not Siamese” • “Duck Does Acid” • “Leaving Behind The Sun” • “Just Because It's In The Mirror Doesn't Mean It's A Reflection” • “Kinetosome spindles”

What's your title?

Title me! 071405_1

2005-07-14T22:11:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“even with the rainclouds around is...our big red hat of love keeps us dry” • “romantic walk in the rain” • “Big Man, Walk Between The Rain Drops” • “eat sleep fuck flee” • “jokes on you” • “cookie lust with golf club” • “Brain with OCD” • “Could It Be I'm Falling In Love?” • “love me, fuck me, leave me in a tornado of jelly bean delight” • “Fuck me and go, I am too busy for you anyways.” • “Intercourse” • “Debbie's Day Out” • “When Crappy Drawings Attack”

What's your title?

Title me! 071305_1

2005-07-13T22:08:00.000-07:00

Titles by viewers:
“hold on just a sec while i BUST OUT OF YOUR CONFORMITY LIKE A ROCKET SHIP TO THE MOON!” • “explosion in the grass” • “POW! (Suburban Edition)”

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Title me! 062805

2005-06-28T20:47:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“I am also a monster, just like you” • “rocket-powered star-collector” • “tree eating kite. possibly a fire breathing one” • “I'm so happy I got my period that i just pee'd all over the place!” • “good morning im grouchy!” • “Mandinka Warrior” • “99%” [an average automobile converts fuel into usable energy at an efficiency of about 20%. Of that 20%, only about 5% is used to move the passengers (the rest being used to move the car itself). That means that of all the potential energy in gasoline, only 1% is being used to the ultimate purpose (transportation of the driver) and 99% is wasted in the strange economy of things.]"

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2005-06-26T20:43:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Neon Graveyard” • “Google Earth: Las Vegas” • “communication through chaos”

What's your title?

Title me! 062505_2

2005-06-25T20:33:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“running through time with nothing but love in my heart” • “The Grand Monkey Escape” • “Nipple clamp and a fit of giggles” • “coloraptor” • “the jaws of life” • “Kerplunk (Sputter, Sputter)” • “News Comes from the Plain at Marathon”

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Title me! 062505_1

2005-06-25T20:29:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“guitar with butterfly wings” • “Big Fat Stupid Angel”

What's your title?

Title me! 062405_1

2005-06-24T20:27:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“The Complexities Of Modern Woman” • “all dressed up”

What's your title?

Title me! 042105_2

2005-04-21T20:22:00.000-07:00

Titles given by viewers:
“trumpet monster” • “Orisha de Candomble” • “Mariachi” • “Cha Cha Chair”

What's your title?

Title me! 032305_2

2005-03-23T23:57:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“I Swear On My Honor I Wasn't Responsible” • “Dead chicken” • “chicken for dinner” • “Postcard From My Summer Vacation” • “Wired for Lunch” • “feminine spirit” • “Moon Chicken” • “feminine spirit” • “stabbing Paris Hilton with a fork” • “Meanwhile, somewhere in Japan...” • “Hi” • “penis” • “Internal Compass” • “I Have a Headache” • “The Exorcism of a Rubber Chicken” • “Macaroni Salvatore” • “Rubber Chicken and the Kachina Maelstrom”

What's your title?

Title me! 032305_1

2005-03-23T23:55:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Perpetural Parade Motion Float” • “Thoughts Running Away with the Rhino” • “The Circus” • “elephant attached to a cerebrum on a ferris wheel.” • “Playing Jacks with Mr P.” • “horse kicks shoe into pandemonium” • “The Unhealthy Attachment To Household Pets” • “Protein/RNA landscape.”

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Title me! 032105_1

2005-03-21T23:53:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“the jazz player” • “royal blather” • “statisticalistic sleevebuilding” • “Orating chess piece with wheat stalk and scepter talks about his feeling on how he must stay within the rules of the game, and boy, are they strict.”

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Title me! 032005_3

2005-03-20T23:50:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“in the right light we're just angels with enemies” • “under the streetlights is magic” • “Street Lamp Jive” • “I told you to fix the goddamn showerhead! Now look at what it's leaking!” • “Stage Entrance: On Broadway” • “Telephonic Spree” • “Johnny, don't kill your sisters bird with your lazer, i have told you a hundred times!” • “The forks attack the dress under the artificial moonlight.” • “Beer Root is out of luck” • “Bathe the flaming red dress in the light of a thousand watts, while the city watches.” • “Lonely Streetlight linked by lines alone”

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Title me! 032005_2

2005-03-20T23:48:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“The New World: A Memory” • “mushrooms for breakfast” [note left corner] • “triple eye man and the elevator” • “sunkiss” • “Frustration Factory”• “Mrs. Havishim”

What's your title?

Title me! 032005_1

2005-03-20T23:43:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“And the Plastic Fantastic Played On” • “Take me out to the bandshell” • “Sewer Cover Jive” • “brocoli produced from this strange electric apparatus must taste much better than regular brocoli” • “City of Industry (side view)” • “Electric Cauliflower” • “74 Volt Veggie Adapter” • “Voodoo City” • “Map” • “I'd rather be here” • “The Mechanic” • “Foreplay” • “inside” • “World on Edge” • “blueprint for a robot's daydream.” • “under the tunnel and through the woods” • “tri-state metro” • “¿Futuristic Utopianistic?” [If you will notice there are two wedges missing where the red and purple trees once stood, but now it lies in ruin and the greed of the three remainders will eventually consume thier world whole.] • “Pre building approval plans for the coliseum, made by senator on cocktail napkin.” • “...to Electro-Grandma's House we go!”

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Title me! 031905_6

2005-03-19T23:38:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“goldilocks” • “Voodoo Vulture Woman” • “The Roaring Aughts” • “Happy woman wearing a turban and dancing about while flossing her teeth and listening to ABBA” • “She dances like a bird on a warm summer's day” • “Gypsy Jazz Chick (Adolescent Stage)” • “The Jemal Fashion Show” • “My microphone is running away” • “Attic Addict” • “Lipless fantasy”

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Title me! 031905_4

2005-03-19T23:35:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Roman Soldier With the Road Map of the Soul” • “Egyptian woman with big hair shows all the secrets of the afterlife while floating.” • “The Big Picture” • “I am missing having money” • “mullet with butterfly wings” • “In A Dream Once, The Queen Of Hearts Sent Me A Messenger” • “Cupid in the the City” • “In a window of the Wings” • [That picture is making the sound a tent makes when you open the tent flaps real fast. <_< A zipperless tent, then when your making that sound your arms get all twisted and not happy because you crossed them... then you light up the barbeque and galavant around the city.] • “Another Psychedelic wash day” • “Dancing with the microphone” • “Butterfly transformation” • “52 pick up warrior”

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Title me! 031905_2

2005-03-19T23:33:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Dancing into Spring” • “The Sun Doesn't Want Another Victim”

What's your title?

Title me! 031905_1

2005-03-19T23:31:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Astrolabe Overboard!” • “Avast ye doohickeys!” • “Prepare to be smorgasborded!” • “Aliens vs. Pirates II: The Vengeance” “castle boat vs. martians” • “unfriendly visitors” • “wavelength to the stars” • “a TRIP at sea” • “the party's over” • “three-headed fish-headed duck in space” • “asto-schooner” • “Where'd it go?” [Atlantis]

What's your title?

Title me! 031505_1

2005-03-15T23:19:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Pyromaniac woman with outrageously long eyelashes stares into the bony candle, and wishes there was a way to kiss fire.” • “The Fire Helps Me See” • “God chooses you!” • “Okay, Cupid” • “She Saw, With A Candle, What The Vampire Had Done” • “Neon Noodle Nancy” • “Late One Nite (She Saw It All Very Clearly)”

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Title me! 031405_9

2005-03-14T23:17:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“the feather on the carpet needs a friend. “ [if you look at it sideways it looks like a dog with a clear mouth and a ball inside of it, it has two tails and two wings that don't work, he is part android and has hind wheels. He can also be used as a musical instrument. His name is DURAGIOIS III. and he takes 4 9 Volt batteries. You can purchase him at your local pet store for 89.99$. You will love and cherish him for the rest of your life. You will feed him wild grapes from the city of Dalaam, a city reknowned for It's land speed records.] • “Old-Fashioned Masturbation” • “Ragdolls Don't Fart” • “Fly Me to the Spoon” • “Heavily Decorated Street-Cleaner” • “polytechnic pachyderm”

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Title me! 031405_8

2005-03-14T23:00:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Punk Rock Rocketship” • “Light bulb headed alien, while holding up his hand and screaming HHO!, is heading towards a star that is eye shaped in his clean and well loved spaceship that is losing all of its fuel because of a small accident with a quark.” • “Astral Raygun” • “guy with a guitar with his hand up in the air”

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Title me! 031405_7

2005-03-14T22:58:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Robot sentry shoplifting videos from Blockbuster” • “Giant Robot/Protector of the Universe” • “a giant man who had a brief spell as a butterfly...” • “Man with butterfly wings and a crown that is too big uses big gun hands to steady self while farting on the burning city.” • “Le robot de papillon” • “Cheesecake in a city” • “Flying Robots” • “Bohemian Polka” • “the chef has tossed his hat in a mad rage” • “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” • “Dance For Me, Exploding Butterfl-Eye!” • “Kids with guns” • “Butterfly Cannon and the Excitement Therein” • “A change of mind” • “Music creates Me” • “'No, Don't Look Over There' Said The Shiney Object Of Sinister Intention”

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Title me! 031405_6

2005-03-14T22:54:00.000-08:00

Titles given by viewers:
“Metacarpal Blast Off” • “Your friendly neighbourhood dream generator” • “Coney Island Daydream.” • “Morning Commute with Root Canal” • “theme park of mass confusion” • “super boots” • “where's the love?” • “No Womb For Improvement (Being Born Can Wait)” • “inside” • “World on Edge” • “blueprint for a robot's daydream” • “tri-state metro” • “Love cannon fires teeth at the bony masses and waits” • “Heart in love tickles molars with long feelings.” • “I is Lost” • “Voodoo City”

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